Thursday, 29 September 2016
India To Start University of Lies and Deception!
A Satirical Article
(A rebuttal to Rajat Bedi's satire Pakistan To Start University of Begging)
By: Peace Keeper
Indian government to polish its expertise and to train novice liar/deceptive governments, i.e. Bangladesh, Bhutan etc, under the cunning supervision of its prime minister Narendra Modi and NSA Ajit Doval, has proudly announced University of Lies and Deception. The development came after India's deceptions and atrocities in IHK highlighted by Pakistan in UNGA.
Since I have always been cruel and ruthless and my National Security Advisor is following the same lines to get my attention and affection, we sat together with all other experienced liars and deceivers of our cabinet and decided to establish a university on the same yet skillful subject of lies and deception. Bangladesh, Bhutan and etc are lacking these skills of lying and deceiving and they should be trained on the similar level as Indian government has learnt these skills, under my and NSA's supervision. The faculty of the said university will be top notch skilled liars and deceivers, I will be the guest/visiting lecturer of the said university, however the syllabus will be jointly compiled by me and my NSA for the successful and thorough learning of the prospect students/governments. India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi told media with a smiling face.
Plan Is Ready To Be Implemented
While explaining the plan, Modi told media that in the first phase of establishment the university will be set up in New Delhi, the teachers will be high level deceivers and liars from the RSS and BJP as well as from the cabinet. Other branches of university will be set up in cities like Mumbai, Bengaluru, Kolkata, Chennai in the second phase, but sooner than later. In the third phase, the branches of the said university of lies and deception will be set up in Bangladesh, Bhutan etc.
The reason we are focusing on establishing a full fledged university is that we do not want to leave any stone unturned while giving skilled education about lies and deception and false pride etc, this level could only be achieved at a university level.
Indian Media Welcomed Government's Decision
Indian media while welcoming the decision of setting up university said, that it will be another feather in the cap of deceptive Modi's government and will also give boost to Indian economy. While praising the Modi government the Indian media has also expressed their concerns over the likely sabotage from Pakistan's Army/Intelligence apparatus "ISI" to derail the set up of this grand university of lies and deception." To counter any such attack/sabotage from Pakistan, it has been suggested that the Indian government should seek help from their beloved US, Israel and Bangladesh etc.These aforementioned countries will protect the deceptive tactics of Modi's government and will counter-exploit Pakistan's weaknesses as and when possible." Times of India article suggested.
According to sources intimately close to Modi, the university will provide free "confidential" deception tools to its newly enrolled students.
A. Techniques to be the cunning liar and deceiver
B. Exploitation and Coercion According to The Situation
C. Getting Away Free After Raping Helpless Females
D. Manipulation of IHK Issues, how to defame Pakistan in UN/World
E.Successfully Launching False Flag operations in IHK and Inside India
F. Giving Fake Pleasure to Israel. US and Other So Called Masters of The World
G. Infiltration and Spreading Terrorism in Pakistan Without Accepting The Onus
H. All Kinds of Mandatory Lies and Deceptions To Run India
Apart from aforementioned course outline, there are some confidential subjects which were not publicized. According to the source intimately close to Modi, the confidential subjects are full of skills to guide an individual that how to become compulsive liar and great deceiver in the society. We wish India best of luck in establishing this university and hope they will keep up to standards of Modi. However we cannot elaborate the extent to which such universities will contribute in the devastation of cultural and moral norms, though such norms are not needed in Modi's corporate India.
(This is a satire, resemblance to any individual or personality should be considered a natural coincidence).